Number 1. This makes me laugh. Found it on the profile of some cute guy on an online dating site.
Number 2. "Slow down everyone. You're moving to fast. Frames can't catch you when you're moving like that." - Jack Johnson, Inaudible Melodies. This is something that I'll keep having to remind myself to do.
Hope you guys have a good Friday. And have a great and safe Memorial Day Weekend!